Let's set the picture. Saturday night. Most of my uni girls back at uni. Not been out in Manchester since Halloween.
Yep. This night out was incredibly needed.
Some things that surprised me and I felt were worth sharing with the Internet world if only to embarrass those involved (sorry not sorry)
1. The macarena
It works as dance moves to every single song. No joke. Try it. You might even get high fives like I did for my clearly awesome moves.
2. Those texts that you send...
When you text your friends from back home at 2am saying "I fucjing loge you okay" their only response is to reply asking you whether you are okay. Love you too guys.
3. Never turn down an inflatable cock
When a guy comes up to you in revs offering you and your friends an inflatable willy always accept. Biggest regret of the night that I turned it down.
4. Superman costumes
People actually go out on a standard night in supermen costumes. And expect to pull. Good luck with that one.
5. Pizza and a drunk flatmate don't mix
So I was waiting in the queue for food after the night and I was checking my snapchat. I get a video from my flatmate. She got back before us and had pizza. This video showed her wiping it all over the kitchen window.
Highlight was the next morning when she was worried she'd actually eaten the window smeared pizza as we couldn't find it anywhere...
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